Rose Thorne(She/Her)

Do you need to cover a larger area? Spray.

Do you need precision, or to get a hard to reach spot? Stream.

Understanding what we need is the first step of action.

Have you tried shoving something up a species cloaca?

We’d have more dead chicken farmers.

Chickens are opportunistic omnivores. They will eat their dead, they will eat others eggs, they will eat their own goddamn eggs, if in desperate need.

If that bothers you, never look into pigs and wild boar.

“Easy to Use”. I certainly hope so, it’s a fucking spray bottle. What’s the hard to use option? Waiting until a new moon to summon Ba-Kok, God of Chickens to ask for a stay of cannibalism?

Just a friendly reminder to anyone who comes across an opossum and decides to be brave: Don’t, unless you’ve been trained, call a rehabber or animal control if it looks like they’re in need.

But if you’re in a situation where you, for some reason, have to, do not grab or hold them by the tail. They use it for stabilization and extra grip. You might rarely see one who slipped and are hanging from the tail, but it’s not a usual activity. It is extremely harsh on the tail and spine for them to be supported like that.

Cradle them as best you can while keeping a grip across the back of the neck, holding the head still. If they’re comfortable enough to not be a bite risk, they may even wrap their tail around your arm!

Of course they’d be planning a live action. Why has that become the go-to? Hell, why even a reboot‽ The original creator is still involved with the comics! He even considers them a direct continuation of the show!

I blame Disney.

IF THEY KEPT ON, WE WOULDN’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM!