The cops won’t ticket themselves.

It’s not that the car is relatively affordable that has made him poor, it’s the mods. I’ve seen people spend multiple times the MSRP of a car in mods alone, which is a poor decision to do with this car because it’s entire purpose was to be an affordable sports car.

I’ll do that while enjoying a properly extracted cup of espresso and not some under extracted dirt bucket.

No it isn’t, a $100 machine cannot make espresso even if the box claims it does, unless you go used, the minimum for a machine that can make espresso is like $600.