I’ll go first:

Not even sure how I managed this one, honestly, but I accidentally took out a small chunk of fingernail from my thumb on the stud of my jeans.

Once again, no fucking clue.

  • eldavi@lemmy.mlEnglish
    7·
    16 days ago

    i sneezed and it triggered a muscle spasms on my lower back that led to me being stuck in bed for two weeks.

    it would happen again a year or so later when i reached for a glass of water and again; another year or so later; when i tripped on uneven pavement.

      • eldavi@lemmy.mlEnglish
        3·
        16 days ago

        it started happening once i’ve reached middle age and i’ve been able to mitigate it heavily by switching to more supportive footwear and better ergonomics for work.