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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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I am become death, destroyer of worlds.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • Igilq@szmer.info
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    1 month ago

    Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

    • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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      Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

      • wheelie@lemmy.world
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        I want to be grossed out. Hit me.

        • RandomStickman@fedia.io
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          Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you’re looking for this. It’s sounding like a bad idea.

          • it's not often that shit just works@sh.itjust.works
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            Some peehole just don’t know when to stop.

        • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
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          Foogle “10mm sounding rod”

          • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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            Foogle “10mm sounding rod”

            • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              Amazon sells a ribbed one…

    • Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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      A pen? Foolhardiness.

      Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called “sounding” and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

      • Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

        • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

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    God won’t forgive me for having this knowledge

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

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