Lmao, I meant “IUD.”

We had some diagrams about the sex organs. And an overview of birth control (IUD, condom, etc.). I had it twice. Once in Middle School, and it was a generic overview at best (mostly “for the love of God, don’t”) and then a more detailed one in high school. I believe they also showed us a woman giving birth.

• Any Monster Hunter really, but I’ll go with Monster Hunter Wilds
• Subnautica
• Fatal Frame 3
• Tetris
• Ghost of Tsushima

Haven’t had Netflix since the password debacle. Never even missed it. 🏴‍☠️

Nope, paranoia.

Yes. Always. I even make sure I’m listening to audio books so I can hear.

Older: "Oh, pitiful shadow cloaked in darkness, Thy actions cause men pain and suffering. Thy soul drowns in thy sins… How would you like to see what death is like? "

Newer: “I’ll let you suckle my teats if you let me gobble your schlong.”

• King of the Hill
• Haunting of the Hill House
• Haunting of Bly Manor
• Batman (Animated Series)
• IT Crowd

And they called me a fool for having Hunger Games on my bingo card.

I think that was amazingly awesome. The people saying there’s a time and place, you’re correct. This was the time and place. Take a stand, make noise, make people uncomfortable. Quiet compliance is what got us here in the first place.

Beautiful.

CATS

Cats is not a complicated musical. All they had to do was animate it and get actual voice actors/singers. I’ve seen sketches for what I think was a Tim Burton sketch, and that would have been a million times better. I don’t know who looked at Cat’s and was like, “Yup, we need CGI.” It looks horrendous and sounds bad more often than not. The musical is already pretty out there, how much more fun would that movie had been if we had animators working on it. The creative visuals, colors, motifs. Not to mention a cat is a wonderfully complex animal to animate just because of how they move. That movie could have been a visual delight in part with the Spiderman movies if they let it, but noooooo. Let’s make a nightmare.

“Should I try and fix the mistakes of my predecessor? Help people? Nah, I’ll just quit cause I don’t wanna be shot for killing millions of people. Daddy needs a new yacht.”

That is horrifying. It’s all horrifying. I always thought that with everything online that we’d all look at each other and do something, but from this to genocide, it feels like we’re stuck in “thoughts and prayers” mode when we should be at “torches and pitchforks.” They’re human beings, we’re human beings. We only get one life. Why the fuck are we doing this to each other.

I love that we’re literally going back in time. They thought we’d have flying cars and end world hunger, but instead we have to watch our politicians swim in shit water.

Edit: HE TOOK HIS GRANDCHILDREN!?

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“My family immigranted for a better life, fought against decades of discrimination to make a home here.”

“My family were slaves. Brought over against our will, and are still trying to find our place.”

“My family settled and tried to take over another country and, when that didn’t work, and the inhabitants weren’t super chummy, they came to this county to have the freedom to be racist against your families.”

If someone saw me with my cat and wished me a Happy Mother’s Day, I would have several questions. I’d honestly feel like I was doing something weird. Like, is it how I’m holding her? Why would you say that?

I had a girl staple her hand by accident, went to the nurse. We spent the next 30 minutes watching the teacher deal with a kid trying to staple himself on purpose so he could leave too.

He did eventually get to leave, but not because of the staple.

My mom actually managed to win a McDonald’s contest years ago and got a free trip to Disney. We got to stay in the hotel that has the monorail in it (of that’s even still a thing).