I think you forgot the /s

Or, you’re an insufferable twat I’m relieved not to know.

*intelligence

I like the cut of your jib!

What did you end up getting, if you don’t mind answering? I’m about to be in the market for a new phone myself.

There. Was. No. Assassination. Attempt.

The sooner the world wakes up, the better for us all.

So you’re not even old and are intentionally getting worked up over nothing? Age some more and then get back to us, Princess.

Same here! I’m a lot more comfortable operating a guillotine rather than a gas-chamber.

Hah, found the 62-year-old in the thread! Calm down, granny - you’re old.

(I’m 53 this year, and I’ve accepted that I’m almost certainly past the middle of my life and into the downward slope towards entropy - you should give “acceptance” a chance!)

I want to get arrested when I shit Taco Bell diarrhea all over his headstone. Need to have official proof that I did it!

That’s what I’ll be playing, that’s for sure!

and had it baptized

come again?