Dr Bunsen was the Narrator! Hah, sorry it’s coming back to me now.

Gonzo being Gonzo, or Gonzo acting possessed?

Statler and Waldorf play Riff-Raff and Magenta, Kermit plays Brad, Miss Piggy is Frank.

I had a whole muppet fancast for this at one point, but it’s been at least a decade since then and I can’t remember any more of them.

Edit: adding as it comes back to me, we had Fozzie as Eddie and Gonzo as Columbia.

Star Trek Into Darkness - keep Benedict Cumberbatch.

But every single muppet in the cast is a Beaker.

A very creepy muppet.

Perfect choice, this would be so funny.

The possessed girl being the only non-muppet in The Exorcist has a lot more comedy potential imo. The priest really should be Kermit.

Have you seen Gen V, the The Boys spin off? They had a character that was kinda this

Rocky Horror. Susan Sarandon.

This is hands down the funniest option for this film, I have thought about this before.

There’s something so satisfying and visually delicious about these.

Luigi?

This is kinda bringing to mind lukehumphris work, what with the giant surreal entity being a location too. His stuff is wonderful and worth checking out if you have a few minutes, Cosmic Baby Convoy is just a random one I grabbed the link to, but it’s as good a place as any to dive in to his world.

A vacation and the sweet release of death? That sounds far too good to be true. Obviously we still go on the holiday! It’s not every day that a psychic predicts your demise, it would be foolish to pass up such an opportunity. What better way to enjoy your time off than with the knowledge that you’re never going to have to go back?

If anything happens and we don’t die, I would want my friend to know I will be sorely disappointed. That two-bit clairvoyant will never hear the end of it if I have to live.

Last Week In Collapse is a weekly substack blog keeping track of the world ending.

Butt stuff is over rated imo. Thanks tho.

A particularly weird and disgusting one that I heard from far too many adults as a kid, was “pull your finger out of your arse”. This apparently means ‘get a move on’ and/or ‘stop being lazy’.

As a kid with autism it really grossed me out to think all the adults who said this had decided I was slow/lazy because they thought I was regularly putting my fingers in my bum.

Being an adult who has tried most sex stuff now (and also witnessed and spoken candidly with many others who have too), I can unequivocally state that anal play involving fingers, either with a partner or alone, does not correlate with difficulty completing tasks or laziness, either during the act or afterwards. And that the folk I’ve known who have admitted to trying this, are seemingly not any lazier or less efficient than the folk I’ve known who haven’t.

I still don’t know why or how “pull your finger out if your arse” became a phrase meaning what it does, I’m going to hazard a guess it’s based on homophobic stereotypes, but even then why was it said to me as an afab child? Maybe it was supposed to be funny.

Fran Fine from The Nanny.

It was one of those ‘I don’t know if I fancy her or want to be her’ type crushes and was basically the foundation for my love of fashion and personal style, and my predilection for annoying voices.

Also my mother hated her, which made me like her even more.

Every single finger. I’d give my arms and legs too if it would help. Once the world was fixed I might want to take part in it again too, if nobody knew it was me. If it was public knowledge that I did it though, I’d probably keep being a hermit. I do not like attention or people knowing who I am.

And a volcano!

Still selling them guns though.