Suck my entire dick.

Is there a little chocolate treat at the end? …or no

Have you considered laser hair removal? I also can’t grow a real beard and the thought of never having to shave again is tempting. I’m going to ask my dermatologist about it next time I go.

The more you try to use facts and reason, the more they will dig their heels in. It’s a tough uphill climb

Are they still giving away trees at their shows?