You can tell it’s made the rounds because it has a reaction image nearly the size of the image itself shoved onto the bottom superfluously

Thank you. I could kiss you like a mother.

Alright, is there some super-populated center for enthusiast nerds who make Androids less 1984 and shit? Like, the fdroid sub or something? I’m still on the ol’ Tim Cooker but when this thing croaks I’m switching teams. I don’t need Google getting sloppy seconds, though.

I mean, feels like everyone has a phone these days. Surely some niche sect of Internet nerds has a cutting edge solution for this shit.

Is it just GrapheneOS with FDroid apps? What about Google Play Store apps, can I use those without getting fucked? Can I retain nearly every stock feature on an Android without selling my soul to Google? Which Android phone should I buy if I want things to run smoothly with the modifications I need to make? (Are those new touch flip-phones on the menu? Are they more durable now? I fantasize about DS emulation, and slapping my phone together to hang up on people. I just remember hearing all about the highly scratch-able screens and hinge problems.)

Can someone Luigi this old kook already?

Use RES, it has built-in dark mode support in its many, many settings. Highly recommend.

You’re on Lemmy, so everyone and their mother is going to scream “Why are you using Reddit?!”

Instead, I’ll scream “Why are you using New Reddit?!”

New Reddit, along with generally sucking ass, hates automatically expanding comments. Old Reddit less so.

Hell, I’d wager a chunk of those Userscripts are for old Reddit, too.

Change any www.reddit.com url to old.reddit.com and enjoy the old non-sucky UI, complete with comment threads that aren’t automatically collapsed after one reply.

You can make Reddit automatically change to the old design via a user script, extension, or account setting. I’ll leave that exercise for the reader, though.

Enjoy browsing through support threads easier!

If you add before:2026 to any YT search it removes all the “People also Watched:” stuff.

Who said we weren’t?

On a serious note, though, American kinder eggs are sadly different. They’re the “two halves with tiny plastic spoon” kind instead of the “get banned for choking children” kind. I kind of prefer the latter. I’m lucky enough to have a friend from Belgium who visits every year or so and brings a bunch of ‘em over.

Yuris are superior if you ask me.

https://knaben.org/ for general torrents https://fmhy.net/ for everything else

Could always hire an impersonator who does a good impression of said politician. Wouldn’t have to worry about restrictions then.