Ankh Morpork

A seemingly large portion of its population seem to have chosen freedom from education.

1600 metres, but I’m not walking to do the weekly shop. Or 900 metres if I want to pay extortionate amounts of money for probably out of date items.

And lots of decibels.

Because that all makes perfect sense.

Well, the kg bit does anyway.

You’re mixing up weight and volume measurements, and everyone knows an average American is a lot of decibels.

Has anyone thought to try pressing Ctrl-E?

I wonder if that would mean the rest of the world could choose to block the US version content.

The real worse thing is I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be, or how big the one in the photo is.

Says the person without tits on their furniture.

Were they having a garage sale at Versailles?

I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!

Someone’s vaping down there.

Absolutely. Best get those graphic designers to help fix the economy.

Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

Mine loved Ben and Hollys Little Kingdom and Hey Duggee. Both of which us parents would have happily watched without them.

A Place In The Sunni.

Followed by Homes Under The Hamas.

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.