Dr. Doggo

I think a lot of people dislike her for the same reason I don’t like Kate Upton.

She feels like she was designed in a lab to be what she is.

She doesn’t feel real. She feels manufactured.

And that’s not to call her fake. If anything I’d say it’s calling her too perfect.

Angela all the way. She’s a goddess in human form.

My man.

Redhead, bottom just right of center.

Little thick, Big tits, red hair. What’s not to love.

Redhead on the right.

When in doubt, go for the fire crotch.

Number one I guess? Hard to tell much beyond the face with how they’re standing.

Clothes I 100% would’ve gone for tall and tanned in the center.

But with cards on the table I’m taking Blonde with bangs and big tits. 6 from the left.

Front left.

Best tits, prettiest face, just the overall winner of this lineup.

Four all the way. Tattoos, tits, tallest, and the prettiest eyes.

Center brunette with the pigtails. Just the strongest contender here on the three main categories.

Far right.

They’re all sorority model Barbie dolls but right at least has some tits and a little meat on her.

Not my type but an interesting lineup.

So my priorities are as follows

• Titties
• Thicc
• Redhead
• Tall
• Tatted/Alt
• Ass

As such my vote will go to the redhead with the cupcake and the unfortunately small titties.

Give me full sleeve tat in the foreground.

There are two kinda of Asians boys. crime Asians and non crime Asians.

Crime Asians are the kind who take it up the ass and break the speed limits.

Non crime Asians make you take your shoes off at the door and won’t let you cop a feel at Costco.

When the option is presented always go for a crime asian.

Give me 1

I think this is just a bad angle on her. And she looks the thiccest of the four.

Redhead.

Reminds me of an old joke.

Johnny is working with his teacher on a math assignment he failed, so she’s explaining it with words to help. “okay, say there are ten crows on a power line, and you shoot two, how many crows are left?” She asks.

“None, you shoot a crowd they’re all gonna fly off” the teacher laughs at this answer and responds

“Well for the sake of math, it would be eight, but I like the way you think.”

Johnny says “Ma’am, if there are three women eating popsicles, and one of them is just in heaven with her eyes closed and the whole thing in her mouth, ones just sort of licking the tip, and ones just sort of sucking it a little bit doesn’t like it; Which ones the married one?” The teacher thinks about it for a minute and says

“Well I suppose the one sucking the whole thing”

Johnny responds, “Well for the sake of accuracy, it’s the one who’s wearing a wedding ring. But I like the way you think”

I’ll take #2.

Redhead is usually my preference but it’s from a bottle. #2 has heavier tits which I actually prefer though I know most guys like perk. 3 &4 suffer from just being in this lineup. They’re both gorgeous and I wouldn’t kick em out of bed for eating crackers. But they’re just losing out to superior talent.

Give me number 2.

While I usually go for the biggest tits in a lineup, the fact this makes out at a B kinda dampens that.

She has this adorable kind of cherubic face that I really like? Reminds me of an Australian actress whose name I can’t remember.

There used to be a porn site where they did mock slave auctions and training.

Oh I’m absolutely taking Mulan. Truly wild when the Asian girl has the best tits in the lineup