We can do this on isolated cells, but I really don’t think we have a way to distribute such a change across the zillions of cells in a human body.

And even if we could, it’s not clear how much effect altering the gene after the fact would have. Maybe once your apocrine glands have obeyed the gene and developed a certain way, it’s too late.

That said… Sign me the hell up.

It’s pronounced niche, not niche, damn it.

I heard there are species of thyme that are basically a weed that you never need to mow and needs much less care than grass. Maybe look into that if clover doesn’t seem to work.