Buddddiey

Always read the fine print.

In plain English this means

Me “Have you checked for eggs recently? I just saw a bunch in the nesting boxes. Too many for one day.” Wife “Yeah, it’s been a while. Even Rose [the duck], who hasn’t laid an egg in five years, probably laid one.” Me “I haven’t seen our special needs cat, the one we trapped as part of a TNR run on our own property, in the last 12 hours. Have you seen that blessed dumb beast who walks like he is drunk? If you see him now could you bring him inside?”

Any sufficiently developed culture has its own language. In this house we go out of our way to make obtuse inside joke references to keep each other on our toes.

Seems kinda low. But that’s just me living in America looking around at supply chains, government policy and <waves hand>. And that’s before some disturbed person set the fabric section of our Walmart on fire resulting in … Well …

Or at least not in conversational English. Me “The cheese is old and moldy.” Wife “Roses eggs” Me “Bach unaccounted.”

Jokes on them. I don’t have phone conversations

They might vary on issues like how high a riser or how wide a tread should be but if they are going to bother to have a code then they will usually contain things like the need for a railing.

Sometimes these issues can prevent financing. If you have enough money to pay cash then it’s not an issue. But most people can’t do $300k in cash.

Codes are enforced at finalized at the local level. We’ve only abandoned stuff at the federal level, so far.

In most cases you’ll need an inspection when you go to buy a home. Anytime you’re changing a house you have to ask yourself “Will this hurt the ability to resell it later on?” This is going to end up on an inspection report and it’s either going to have to be remedied or it’s going to drop the value.

I’m a handyman. This will not pass an inspection because it lacks the handrail necessary to be code compliant. That’s before even getting into tread width and lack of trip resistant rise.

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Always a tradoff

I don’t have a tower to put the poppy drive in. I’d rather make sure that these end up in a good home.

A poor musician always blames their instrument.

These came out in 98 And 99 so odds are they paid retail

You are correct. Sorry about that everything after 8-inch floppy is a blur.

What an unfortunate thing to happen on free dozen eggs night.