I’ll pass

You’re saying that spending 10% of your grocery bill on soda is reasonable?

The Alex Jones one is definitely something you could see in the onion.

all modern cars will have to have some kind of screen (whether built in the mirror, on the dash, or as part of the gauge system)

Starting in 2029 all cars will be required to have automatic breaking

As an FYI, they mention both of these in the article

I’m just confused by why you keep getting your feet measured. I haven’t done that since my feet stopped growing, I know my size by this point