I saw a clip of one of the guys in a trench talking about how much they enjoy the drones: “They mixed a sniper and an artillery round, and i fucking hate them.”

It’s behind you Tyrone. When you reverse, things come at you from behind.

Cake knees. Torgo at home. The weirdest “what are you doing step-bro?” ever…

No chocolate lagoon love? Nobody wants a sample of my pasta?

Big 🐧? Is that why trump tarrif’d them islands?

Male bears are not okay! A female bear will just kill you and eat you. A male bear will make you steal pic-a-nic baskets. Then it’ll kill you and eat you.

Reading comprehension. Not a day goes by where i don’t see someone respond to a comment that they clearly did not understand completely.

No u.

In elementary, i had a friend named Torrance who hated the name Torrance. So, for third grade, he used his middle name, James. Didn’t like it. Fourth grade, he went with just Tor. In fifth grade, we just mashed up a bunch of random names and called him DylTorPeteBobJames. This feels the same: HBOGoNowMaxBobJames

In El Salvador

sprays loch ness monsta spray

Not today!

We’ve had one brainworm, yes. What about second brainworm…?

Yeah, i read it and immediately thought of a baby walking down a dirt road with a bindle, like the end of the hulk tv series.

“It shrinks?”

It’s a little outdated by now. Main character of American Beauty, played by Kevin Spacey. Great movie.

Your comment reads like parts of that movie. “…I escape to the bathroom to masturbate and fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble hell.”

Get two scooters and stack 'em. That doubles their weight capacity.

Is your name Lester Burnham…?

I work in event production and showbiz. This is me after every 15 min break.

But do wiz on the electric fence.

Can’t watch out; they gots m’eyes!