Right when the guitar solo hits

How is this guy still out and free to do shit like this to begin with?

Wait, we still generally prosecute crimes?

I can’t ride the Batman roller coaster anymore 😞

My torso is too long, my shoulders get pinched when lowering the restraints into position

I got banned from Six Flags once when I was a kid

I was on that ride that shoots straight up and hangs for a moment before dropping

I wanted to get a picture of the view at the top, but but when I pulled the disposable camera out of my pocket some change fell out and it nearly hit the crowd below

When getting off the ride the young guy running the ride rolled his eyes and gave me a speech he was clearly forced to memorize, banning me from the park.

I felt bad about what had happened, and I just walked away to find my parents.

He didn’t take my name or picture. No one ever came to escort me from the park, so I guess I was never actually banned.

Just made me think I was.

I love how they have near complete control and still feel the need to sneak things in

What a bunch of fuckin’ snakes lol

Cool, now do Ukraine

The porn industry is going to do the same to the GOP that they did to Betamax

Two of them!

Good time to pick up India as an ally if Trump is smart

But Trump isn’t smart

So we fucked

Well, if I had legs like that…

Russia: “Best we can do is a glide bomb on an elementary school”

I’m not even mad

She had Trump dead to rights and blew it

Did they stutter?

Waste of 1000 troops

That’s money we’re not getting back

It’s expensive to train troops

America lost 1,000 troops today, self-inflicted loss

So, the guy’s 44, we can see his face on camera, he’s been charged, but no mention of his name in the article?