I know movies and comics have lead us to believe this is how super heros are made, but there is alarmingly more cancer than superheros created from nuclear waste like this.

At least they are not trans… that would be the worst

I fully believe all the trans hate is self hate from “accidentally” finishing to a tranny video.

Also, any conservative guy with an eye patch lost it to a glory hole accident. They all claim it was a gun accident. The first thing I was taught as a child about fire arms was don’t look down the barrel, followed by treat all firearms as if they are loaded. Followed by either. Don’t trust the safety is working and/or don’t rest your finger on the trigger.

How does this affect people who bought the lifetime service back in 2010?

I’m Mr Meseeks. Existence is pain!!

It is both. There is no reason to copitulate to Russia unless the Kompromat is that good.