Unfortunately, I don’t think we can take credit for most of those.

I know the US fucked up big time in our last election, but the least I hoped for was for the rest of the world to learn from our fuck-up. It’s disappointing to see other countries following in our dumbass footsteps.

I hear it clumps less in Metamucil.

Lake Superior used Scald!

That really puts it into perspective on how far they’ve gone. Good find. Very neat.

This entire administration is unqualified. The list is as long as the list of Trump’s lies. We’ve got multiple TV show hosts in high-ranking positions, a worm running a human suit, Kash is a kiss-up writing numerous children’s books about him and Trump fighting Hillary Clinton or finding the “mules” responsible for “fake” votes, people that think shooting their animals for being untrained is worthy of praise as a tough decision, lawyers who are so bad at their job that judges have issued fines for wasting the court’s time. I could go on, but those are just some of the ones off the top of my head.

I mean, you don’t even need one, but you could be a card-carrying member of the Satanic Temple.. They’ve come out and said that anyone who wants to join can do so, no fees necessary. I would view it as more of a donation to their cause.

What I hear when I hear “company store”.

Here’s a version you FEEL

And finally, a slightly more updated version

Beauty is in the eye. Just the eye.

https://www.publicsquare.com/

You can use this site to identify businesses that are 100% MAGA. It was made to help MAGA know where to shop, but it can tell rational people where not to shop.

If it was just him, it wouldn’t be that bad. Kinda like Bush Jr. The problem is that he surrounds himself with yes-men. I’m sure you’ve seen meetings with him and his orbit. He says something, stupid as hell, and his cult claps, stands, cheers and/or laughs like it’s worthy of a Nobel. It’s seriously deranged behavior. It’s a cult. Except he’s just grandpa sundowner everyone agrees with to get in his good graces, or a child spouting nonsense while the parents just go “that’s nice dear” absent-mindedly. He’s so easy to fluff.

“He didn’t die from being shot. He died from massive blood loss.”

They’ll just ask the elderly to die again

Not a firefighter, but I have smelled human flesh burning. I worked pathology for a year, and right off the O.R., a few times a week, you could smell the cauterized flesh from tonsillectomies. I wasn’t in the room with the procedure, but you could always tell. For me, the smell never really reminded me of pork. It was its own thing. That being said, I can’t speak for everyone, but to me, it didn’t smell like pork.

That was my intention. Good on ya!

Welcome to The Jungle, we play dirty games.

Food safety costs a lot, so fuck the FDA

-Food companies, basically.

It’s not unheard of. There were even Jews for Hitler

“You can not rest when enemies are nearby”

I don’t care if it’s 1, 2, or I’m done and washing my hands: don’t talk to me in the bathroom.