For extra credibility, make sure to use Comic sans for all of your documents.

I think you seriously under-estimate how many people live nowhere near cities in North America…

That used to be my pillow

Most people who live rural areas need to travel at least half an hour to get groceries, I am not talking about people who live in cities.

As much as I would love for the modern world to be able to reduce its car dependency, unfortunately in places like North America that is just straight up impossible, even with public transit places are just too far apart.

As somebody who lives in Alberta, fuck the oil industry, the sooner it is dead and gone from this province the better. I hope Carney tariffs the shit out of our oil sands going to the states.