This section shall be known and may be cited as the “Contraception Begins at Erection Act.”

OP has been mislead by Big Ejaculation /s

satire_irl: Trump forgets instructions to not mention Canada again until future governor Poilievre has won election

Apparently media doesn’t know as of yesterday: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mount-fuji-climber-rescued-twice-returned-to-get-phone/

It was not known whether he was able to find his phone in the end, local media reported.

Well I linked to an article from the Australian national broadcaster, so that tracks :P

They’re still called athletes I guess? but for some reason we* nonetheless never (?) use “athletics” to mean “all sports”. I’d never really thought about how it’s a bit strange until this thread!

* at least here - can’t speak definitively for everybody

It’s referring to athletics - Wikipedia suggests that in North America it’s usually called “track and field”?