Beard looks good! Keep it!

Diddy king is best of all! Don’t forget to remind daddy to bring some hallucinogenic laced baby oil. This helps build rapport and loving bonds of familial love and respect!

Diddy King!

You forgot hog ties.

Ask your parents to sleep in the same bed as you two for the first few nights. It’ll calm everyone down and help build trusting relationship bonds. If you need a bigger bed, I recommend the California king or Sultan bed size.

For kids the leash is supposed to be psychological.

Could juvenile vampires break into an unowned or abandoned home? What if they were actually hired by the local government to demo an abandoned home? Is that enough consent?

But Wikipedia isn’t a company. It’s a non-profit foundation.

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Who are “they”?