Mister Neon

Whatever floats your boat.

Saiga Antelope look weird as hell:

I’m a laid off web developer who worked as a Government Contractor for four years. I’ve been looking for a job since April and I haven’t received a single phone call about a job from a human. I have over ten years of experience.

I’m in constant anxiety panic attacks. This is leaps and bounds worse than looking for a job during COVID.

I hate being alive and an American.

The OnePlus dynamic ringtone because I hate it: Youtube - Dynamic Ringtone

I was a government contractor for 4 years then Trump fucked me. I used to have recruiters call on the regular but now it’s a ghost town.

LinkedIn is a racket that I hate that I participate in weekly.

I main React and Typescript. I’ve been doing front end for about 10 years and I’m certain I can figure out Flask for RESTful API’s and Graphql.

My only question is how do I get a human to look at my resume?

Trying to find a job as a frontend JavaScript developer or learning Python to try to find a job as a full stack developer later.

I hate my life.

Edit: Please send help.

What can go wrong will go wrong.

Nah but I’ve seen his videos. I’m a Mesoamerican history nerd (if you click on my profile you’ll see Tezcatlipoca) and I do possess a few books about South America. If I’m going to be fucking up the timeline I’m sure as Hell going to be giving the aboriginals a heads up.

A. Dead. It’s freaking Peru and I’m a tubby weakling from the swamps. The elements will strike me down.

B. Fine. I got an alpaca wool poncho so I won’t be that out of place. I’ll bring some survival books and a bug out bag.

C. New World Order. “Ok fellas you see all these funky looking codices on multiple shelves? Some of them have your future and the future of the peoples living on the continent north of you. See these maps, accurate to the finger length. All yours for the price of making friends with the altepeme around Lake Texcoco and killing anyone with my skin color immediately for the rest of time.”

1. Cancer.
2. Heart related disease.
3. Exposure to the elements.
4. Shot randomly (American).
5. Hit by vehicle.

I feel like if they saw me naked I would be barred from entering the E.U.

I’m a wage slave, that’s almost as bad.

I’m funny.

I knew a dude that would fill his truck up with New Glarus beer and drive back home to Texas. New Glarus Wisconsin Belgian Red is ambrosia meant for the gods to be served at their “better” parties.

If it will help me emigrate then here:

You don’t want them.

The only reason you should come to America is because you’re picking me up to take me out of America.

If I got billions of dollars at this point how could I not throw a little at the owls. I would feel guilty everyday I open my subscriptions.

1. I would set up a program where the teachers in Philadelphia public schools would have their school supplies highly subsidized by myself.

2. The local food banks would receive five figure donations directly from myself.

3. I would look into water retention and distribution in drought stricken parts of Mexico. If I could help I would leverage my money effectively to make sure humans have access to safe drinking water in the region. If acting directly would cause harm I would fund researchers until an appropriate solution could be found.

4. Create an app that teaches the indigenous languages of the Americas while hiring native speakers for accuracy.

Edit:

5. Donate to an owl sanctuary.