Just seeing the forehead of this moldy slimey Merz makes me wish him growing green and purple cysts exactly there.

Yes ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Save water, drink beer!

With rusty dung covered pitchforks.

This will get some loooong four years…

C’mon man, gotta 100 wait states on your RAM? I run it on a Intel i3-8100T @ 3.10GHz and it’s fast enough. The only thing that sucks is it’s written in PHP.

Quit teaching after she wrote a letter explicitly recommending that I’m no fit for any academic or other higher level of education.

Bitch died before I could show her my degree in mathematics.

But at least her letter lead to the good life I enjoy right now.

Thanks for asking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

After giving a wrong answer, asshole teacher got my sister in front of the whole class and made fun of her for a couple of minutes. My sister came home this day and told parents she’ll never say a word again. Stupid parents did nothing about.

Same asshole tried the same with me later on, but I was more… resilient.

During a school excursion I talked same asshole into grabbing a active electrical fence. This was really great how she squeaked like the stupid pig she was.