Chevy Luv sized from the looks of the pictures.

Thanks Obama!

Ted Cruz’s daughters are probably asking him if they can go to Greenland for vacation right now.

It’s a good thing all those SS employees got stock options when they signed up for the job!

More like someone like Stephen Miller is thinking it. I don’t think Trump can think past where his next bribe is coming from.

Think about this level of waste the next time a company does a round of layoffs of people doing actual work.

How many bone saws did we sell them?

She’s too busy delivering 747s from her “former” bosses to her “current” boss to be bothered with much else.

Of course. How else would you get all those venture capitalists to invest in them?

Give it away to a charity you don’t control now, or STFU about it already. We all know you’re still trying to rehab your reputation.

With all due respect, nothing gets past a mind as sharp as yours.

See, things are already better for that punk band.

Nice try, dude with random house for sale in the pope’s hometown.

It’s always wine-thirty somewhere.

When a guy whose wife divorced him because he wouldn’t quit hanging out with a sex trafficker goes after you, you must really be a monstrous piece of shit.

Well, he’s already wearing the same BC glasses they issued in boot camp when I was there, so I guess he’s got that going for him?

Fuck this timeline.

Shit’s so bad over here, I just run around making assumptions. My bad.

I wonder what the AP will call it…

The rise of the American Taliban is beginning.