You would fall for around 2.8–3.0 seconds, so you would reach a velocity of around 60–65 mph, so you better angle yourself perfectly; feet first to avoid major injuries. Compared to hitting the deck, which would would be like crashing a car at roughly 62 mph into a solid wall. So the waters definitely the better option.

Simple. I kill my doppelgänger, if he wins he wanted it more.

Agreed, the company is just waiting out a class action lawsuit where they will only end up paying 20% of what they’ve made as legal punishment; a scam old as time. I would wonder if they’ve put this in writing or could be recorded demanding the employees do these behaviors.

What a liar. I hope that pasty cat f***** suffers a slowly from feline AIDS. Seeing as he’s the reason the feline population even caught it.

You guys trust your farts? I always presume each oncoming fart is a world ending disaster.

It is if the official is being payed to lure fellow officials into making big security mistakes. Anyone who knows a sociopath knows they would sell their mom for a candy bar.

I’ve worked in quite a few DARPA projects and I can almost 100% guarantee you are correct.

The picture makes him look like a Dollar Store, Kathy Bates.

I (jokingly) told my sister he would likely kill the pope this year on NYE, so I received so many texts saying I was a prophet. That’s how I heard of his passing.

Like the French Revolution, it takes a lot for a revolt. Ultimately if faces aren’t seen, it forgotten. As for republicans, if they aren’t white faces; it’s forgotten in a day or two.

until a wayward Egyptian mummy comes and sucks out the old people’s souls thru their a-holes.

So, basically the mummy was a Kappa, looking for shirikodama’s?

They might be tear away shoes. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Don’t forget the strippers shoe on the right of the couch.

Agreed. I’m in my 40’s, and in my life I couldn’t do anything wrong. When I was five, I took batteries from a Blockbuster on accident and cried until I returned them in fear of doing something wrong. I can’t understand the idea of not being blunt/honest and spending the extra time to deceive anyone.

Dreams about drinking, especially when you dislike alcohol, can symbolize a feeling of being overwhelmed or out of control in your waking life. It might reflect a situation where you feel pressured to engage in something that doesn’t align with your values or that you’re uncomfortable with. The “feeling like crap” afterward could indicate regret, guilt, or dissatisfaction with going along with something you didn’t truly want to do. It may also suggest you’re dealing with stress or emotions that need addressing but you’re unsure how to cope. Have you been facing any situations recently where you felt pushed into something you didn’t want to do?

I only say it as someone who likely has ADD myself, who has several family members with ADHD, who all do similar behaviors.

But, I’m glad the question was downvoted by a few in the masses, as if I was making a negative insinuation… Having it isn’t always a con, in some aspects it’s a boon.

I have a theory. Is there a chance you have ADHD?

but if some random person pinches me I am very likely to react by punching them. I hate being touched by people I don’t know. Holiday be damned.

Same here. I’ve done this a few times, the strangest was when punched a clown. A little backstory, the clown was on a Halloween, but it was a lot like the meme where the kid punched someone jumping out of a trash can. Except I screamed, I hate clowns.

Oh, I plan on it Lrrr.