alaphic

That poor worm clearly starved to death

Not sure if OP is just shitty at trolling, or just 14 and (clearly) super enlightened

Bro, i don’t know what church(es) you’ve been going to, but… Damn. I’ve never (that I can recall, at any rate) heard any self-professed ‘Christian’ of any kind take apparent pleasure in groups of people being sentenced to eternal damnation… Not even the really shitty ones.

That’s kind of where the whole ‘missionary’ thing comes in

Dude took his grandkids swimming in a sewage infested waterway… I mean, you expect someone like that to have even the loosest grasp of anything resembling nuance?

Is it someone’s turn again already?

Right? I was surprised at the use of ‘confiscated’ in that sentence

Kinky

/facepalm

The worst part is I know I looked at that earlier and was just like, “yup, no problems here” and just went along with my day, like I’m in the Trump administration or something

Or immediately question what it/its author(s) stand to gain from making you think it thinks so, at a bear minimum.

I dunno who needs to hear this, but just in case: THE STRIPPER (OR AI I GUESS) DOESN’T REALLY LOVE YOU! THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU!

I know it’s not the perfect analogy, but… eh, close enough, right?

This made me think of something I read online one time that essentially said if you really want to get a question answered correctly on the internet you shouldn’t just ask it, but rather you should post the question and then answer it incorrectly as, invariably, someone will show up to correct you