I hate to tell you this, but it’s a factory full of children in China. Those tiny fingers can churn out the codes.

This is a great perspective, I’m going to embrace it.

He says all the terrible shit that they want to say, but society hasn’t allowed them to (because basic human decency).

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers rednecks. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

Somehow, Dick Cheney is still alive.

Vance doesn’t have the cult of personality that Trump does.

Gale from Breaking Bad. He was just a geek earning a living and when Jesse went to him at his front door and he said “you don’t have to do this” and BLAM. It really bothered me.

The snake eats its tail and it all degenerates into slop. Happy coding!

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It’s for people who want to effectively crush their coffee beans for a better morning cup.

Seems like the games are being manipulated. Seems a little glitchy with some weird calls being made these days.

Whenever I say this, people think I’m insane. “You think this is all rigged!?” they say. Not rigged per se, but the nfl as a whole has a huge financial incentive to have their large market teams and star personalities on the biggest stage. They craft a narrative and would prefer it to play out that way. I’m not suggesting it’s professional wrestling, but I have a strong hunch that officials are “indirectly” incentivized to put their thumb on the scale. The players are real, the sport is real, but the league will absolutely nudge things in their direction. The Kelce/Swift show being the biggest recent example; viewership went way up and a lot of people took that to the bank. It all just fit together too well.

If it’s a family member or loved one who commits a crime, they’re “misguided” or “have a good heart”.

Something something AI

Smokin’ Ed’s Unique Garlique. Garlic makes everything better, and this sauce is both tasty and really hot at the same time.

Rename it the “I’m enshittifying in the name of bullshit trends and shareholder value” button

lol

100%. I want to short CoreWeave, but there’s no telling how long this hype train will run things up before the crash. Other than Puts, any ideas on how to profit from the imminent destruction of an entire industry?

See: girl with trump face tattoo at the top of this thread.

What you need, my friend, is a slump buster. Casual sex with a woman you otherwise wouldn’t be interested in. I don’t know if it’s a sixth (or 7th or 8th) sense that women have, but they can tell if you’ve gotten any recently. If you have, it makes you more desirable. Alternatively, a good wank before going out in public, but that’s not nearly as effective. I ended many droughts with a slump buster back in my single days.

I’ve been approached by a woman exactly one time. We’ve now been married for 21 years.

Ok, I don’t feel so bad now. Your obsession goes WAY beyond mine. But I need to go throw out my blue bulb 🤢