Then I shall keep my eyes open for it and surprise the family one day.

Generic salty brown mush haha. But seriously I’ve never had it so am intrigued.

Salmon. It might actually be my favourite overall. Delicious.

I imagine horse is a lot like beef as Tesco got away with using horse meat in ready meals for who knows how long.

We wash it on a delicate cycle with detergent for wool and zero spin. Just drain then let it drip dry on the line outside - and yes, I have no idea what to do once winter lands.

I’ve used it here and there for recipe inspiration based on what’s in my cupboard, but really don’t see any other use for it my life. I would drop it in an instant if it became chargeable because it’s pretty shit at most things otherwise.

I only speak English and don’t follow this. I don’t believe you’re at fault here.

10 - My back doesn’t ache when I get up and my balls can breathe. Perfection.

Same as 9C is quite palatable.

Not quite 4 tyres.

Haha, I was just thinking that like “well, no shit” whilst reading the title.

Kinda funny that they end up full of glass when for the most part everyone just bangs it in a case of some kind.

Oh man yeah, everything’s monochrome. Grey houses, grey fences, white cars, grey window frames, grey kitchens. Everything is so dull.

I mean it’s better than something truly shit like “I once accidentally stepped on a hamster”.

Ha! You’re not wrong there. 400 hours in and I’m up to Ursk.

Snowrunner. Similar concept, much slower.