Capt. Wolf

“Thanks, I just left, actually, and I really don’t want Vance to kill me.” -The Pope

Sure, since he’s keen on continuing to flush the whole constitution down the toilet at this point, free speech seems like the next thing to go naturally. I can’t wait to be branded an enemy of the state.

Because your very existence is only worth pennies to them.

Considering DOGE and Musk set out to damage as many federal institutions as possible under the guise of “efficiency,” I think it could hardly be called a failure.

HPV and STIs folks. This isn’t new knowledge like they make it seem. Stupid clickbait title that masks the real issue…

Long as you’re clean and play safe, have fun.

Guys! You’re totally missing the point here! Trump’s getting a $400 million dollar plane, so it’s absolutely worth it when some stupid poor people lose their jobs and others get sicker and/or die because their medicaid’s been cut! He really needs all that money to refit the whole thing, so I’m totally alright with losing my job so he can fly style… Make America great again!!!

Reading this as I’m sitting in a park, looking across the bay at the mainland and thinking about how visible and thick the pollution is today. Above me the sky is a beautiful and vibrant blue, lots of fluffy clouds. Then you look toward the horizon and there’s a sickly pale, yellowish haze above the land.

America the beautiful, indeed…

Snake Plissken, actually

“Why does the smoke have to be white? Why can’t it be gold? I want gold smoke, the best smoke. You know, the people will love it, they’ve all told me. ‘Donald, when you’re pope, make sure the smoke is gold. It’ll class up the place.’ We’re really gonna clean up the Vatican, and catholicism as a whole, I think. Me and God, we’re really very close, nobody’s closer, in fact. I think some people maybe said Jesus, but I don’t know about that. Who let’s their son be crucified? You know I asked God once, why would you let your son be crucified if you love him that much? And the whole devil thing? Me and Lucifer, we’re gonna get that sorted out. 24 hours, boom, no more hell, everybody goes to heaven. You make me pope, 100% raptured. 100%, that’s a not a promise, it’s a guarantee. They’ll all say, ‘Donny, you were the best pope ever.’ and they’ll be right.”