Second-degree is a fucking joke. Dude had a list, that’s enough to prove premeditation. Even setting aside the easily provable terrorism charge (which would also elevate to first degree)

What? What’s not to like about child slave-wage labor making tiny games for other children, whilst making the company infinite money all the time? /s

Nope, just can’t live close enough to my job to walk, there’s no public transit, and the job requires you have transport ready to go upon being hired.

Not all coercion is at the end of a barrel, bruv

Thousands went anyway

I went to the protest in Chaska. The terrorists didn’t win

This is good news. Fuck Trump and this bullshit framing

Damn. The nazi Stephen Miller is a Nazi? I did not see that coming

Opportunists are abusing the fact that cops are busy being useless symbols instead of doing their jobs. It’s never the fault of the protesters.

Just like homeless camps. It’s not the people there who are to blame, it’s the situation to blame.

Yes, but larger cars make the road more dangerous for pedestrians… which might have the knock-on effect of making roads wider/ less friendly to pedestrians.

They did burn some Waymos. So, ya know, about 1/10th of a super bowl “victory celebration”

If you think that, you have no idea what being offensive is.

Every Mel Brooks movie. Mel Brooks

… why wouldn’t he be? He’s winning

Oh! I was confused. I thought jokes were supposed to be funny

Damn. This is as dumb as the shit Drumpf says.

No, they’re definitely flushable. Just like my new product, flushable golf balls! Put them in your toilet, hit the plunger, and watch them disappear down the drain. Totally flushable!