Don’t forget Holy Moses

Jumpin’ jaguars

Merlin’s beard

My favourite is people blasting shitty music from the speakers on their Harley’s, fucking double trouble

That certainly does sound frustrating - it came be quite bothersome when you can’t find the tea button!

Make elon pay to fire them into the sun

Teardrop tattoos, so hot right now

Fun anecdote - yesterday my new phone overheard me say something about rescheduling a vacation day. It then proceeded to add a “Vacation” booking on a completely random day.

Naturally I asked it what the fuck it was doing, and demanded it remove its permissions to edit my calendar. It quickly apologized, then assured me it had removed its capability to edit my calendar. I told it to not lie to my fucking face, realizing it could not in fact update its own permissions. It apologized again, presumably for being a pathological liar / asshole.

Then I disabled Gemini on my phone, and won’t be using it again. Thanks google!

This reminds me that I don’t like people

I’m a crazy, or did you completely fail to mention what movie you’re describing?

I’m now realizing the title said All Pornography, not AI Pornography. Which is definitely a bit of a stretch

I’ve been out of the porn game for a few years now - is AI generated porn really a big thing?

Hmmmmmm…

Seems like a solid first comment for a 2 year old account I guess

What are your thoughts on the guy with tiny feet?

In my experience, most people definitely don’t consume tobacco with marijuana. Some people smoke on the side, but mixing is quite uncommon in western Canada.

That being said, I am definitely highly addicted. I think anyone with chronic pain, trauma, or mental health disorders or probably at a higher risk. Not to mention the risk of psychosis for a very small portion of people.

Spotify has a “shuffle” option that includes recommended songs. This setting frequently gets stuck on - yesterday I was fighting with it for 5 minutes, then ended up giving up and switching to local music because it wouldn’t let me turn it off. I even pointed out to my wife what absolute horseshit this is. Basically, even if you pay them Spotify is going to try to fuck you over.

Side note, I have a months old extremely one-sided email chain with Spotify support in which I send them all the obvious unlicenced bootlegs that they jam into my release radar… they told me to keep sending them examples, then stopped responding. Note that there is no way to report songs in the app, or via their reporting system.

If you follow any dead rappers (or Lil Wayne), you definitely know the bootlegs I mean. I know I’m wasting my time but I can’t pass up the chance to tell them they are useless fucking assholes once a week.

tHaT’S OlD, cRiNgE, aNd sOmEtHiNg cHiLdReN Do wHeN ThEiR YoUnG

I’m just here to watch the bird people fuck

Finally, a place to sell my pills that will triple your dick size

I dislike Slate based solely on the fact that their video has appeared at the top of my YouTube home page several times, even though I generally don’t interact with videos about cars.

I want to say I’ve read that statement like 10 times this week on lemmy