Never fell asleep with rando around.
Was a strict rule I had because I had seen asshole classmates do the marker thing once and decided that would not happen to me.
Very few times I did let my guard down was with actual friends, and because it was decided I was gonna crash there. Otherwise I’d just power through the night.

Was great training for becoming a dad!

Oh, there is my bus. Thanks to the Net I know all the characters and quotes. But I guess Mel Brooksthat movie’s humor never really did it for me, sorry.

(edit : apologies. I always thought it one one of his)

Genius!

Now you gonna tell me old man Yu didn’t have his family raze down that mountain?

I’m told you absolutely can be president and still relax on your golf course while setting the world on fire through Shitter.
Fair play to him for taking the difficult route instead.

You’re right. That’s extremely hard to believe.

First time I’m actually wondering if these are real. That’s an amazing ass, if not! Edit: mesmerising in any case!

I mean, this is a classic situation in shows where undercover cops must take drugs to prove themselves so I think it’s more likely that this is what the joke is about.

They still have those in the Chinese school I was teaching in. Spotless, modern, but a trough. A really humbling experience, even after years of nightclub toilets in Ireland.

I’m reading “Bello” so I hope the left cheek says “Culo”!

Haha, very true! But I’m not a Buddhist. It’s a gift from one of my former colleagues in China who gave it to me as a good luck charm.

I got a wonderful Buddhist hanging charm for my car with a nice big 卍 (wàn) on it and you better believe I don’t give a fig what people are gonna think about that!

Zoids?

Holy shit! That guy hacked the system!

I’m guessing that one is toward the EU?

They are more effective at stopping STDs, STIs, and unwanted pregnancies than thoughts and prayers though.

You might not be aware but condoms are a thing.

A compounding factor is that (actual) Italian men are used to hard to get women, and their efforts are therefore scaled for such challenge. Never have I seen men try so fucking hard to chat up anything within sight than Italians.
I still vividly remember seeing a bunch of them moving through the nightclub crowd, chatting up women one after the other, failing, immediately moving on to the next one, etc.

(One could argue it’s the other way around : Italian women have developed a resilience up to the challenge of the insatiable appetites and relentless advances of Italian men)