The title of this post is sensationalized, click-baitey, and factually incorrect according to the posted text. It’s as if OP either didn’t read the text they copy/pasted or they are trying to intentionally stir up shit…

Jesus fucking Christ. Witch hunt much?

To get back at them for what Eve did in the Bible. (I’m only partly kidding.)

Critics, however, fear that the acceptance would be unethical and even unconstitutional.

Newsweek could retain at least a shred of journalistic integrity by changing one word there:

Critics, however, fear note that the acceptance would be unethical and even unconstitutional.

“Did you bring your own bags?” “Yes.” “Please place bags in the bagging area… UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!”

Try the black label if you want a bit more heat.

We did, tho.

Parents and psychiatrists have been trying to wrap their heads around how some of the more dangerous Internet trends take off, especially among kids.

Kids are dumb and they do dumb things. There’s not really that much to wrap one’s head around.

Nowhere did they say “fascism” is a German word.

Walking around absolutely drenched in water.

Hold my beer…

Yeah but what about the other one?

“Whoever did your circumcision did a really good job.” :/

The bed being shoved in the corner is a big red flag. Put that in the middle of the room so you can walk around both sides. If it is needlessly difficult to put the sheets on you can bet they don’t get changed very often.