I would be applauding more if I wasn’t so embarrassed to be American right now.

Uh oh, looks like a dozen or so slaves are about to get some lashings for their grievous mistake.

Didn’t target boost prices leading to record profits during the pandemic? Seems like balance is returning to the world. Perfect time for some tiny violins

Looking at you, Adobe. Creative cloud has sucked so much from me, but I need it for work.