ivanafterall ☑️

He’s literally excited over a second-hand plane. What a poor person thing to do. Truly the most Salvation Army of Presidents.

Did you see that e-mail?

“Nope!”

Oh, but when Master Splinter does it, it’s somehow fine!?

Jon Hamm might have bodies hidden somewhere. That guy sets off so many red flags for me, but is beloved by everyone. I’m telling you, I’m pretty sure he might be evil.

I struggle with Elizabeth Moss, too. The whole “being in a cult while making a show warning people about cults” thing is wild to me. Only other place I saw her was Mad Men and I found her unlikable. But I hated that whole show, really.

“I swear that North American Puppy at the zoo wanted me to rub its belly, if it weren’t for the glass! We had a connection, I could just tell, I’m not crazy!”

“Which in this case is the same shit.”

A new study published in Nature Human Behaviour shows that happiness can come from either within or from external influences, from both, or neither — and which is true differs across people.

I could have 100% told you guys this and saved you a bunch of time and money.

TIL peak stiffness during rigor mortis occurs around the 12-24 hour mark, fyi.

Feels so wiggly.

Feels like maybe you weren’t supposed to figure that out.

It was a sarcastic yawn because you were one of the only one to list an actually cool power. I guess that wouldn’t be immediately clear, in retrospect.

Ted Danson is another crazy example of this and recently did an interview with Dick Van Dyke on his podcast (on YouTube on Team Coco).

I’ve been on both sides of this and, yeah, it’s pretty unexpectedly hot and/or sweet. Once had a girl recite Chaucer in the original Middle English from memory. Pretty good. Prettyyyy, pretttyyyy good.

Is it the skin of other animals?

You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.

Well we’ll never hear the baby’s side…

Trust me, you wouldn’t want to.

Oof…there’s two sides to every story? Maybe?

I had this same thought as I was looking through cagedladies.com. Found one and thought, “come on, she looks sweet enough,” looked her up, convicted of sexual abuse. My taste remains as questionable as ever.