Theoretically, let’s say, bozo the clown is sitting in a gondola floating through Venice, and someone on the rooftop above has a large steel net and at each corner is a very heavy weight.

How heavy would those weights need to be when the net is thrown over the canal, to drag the gondola and occupant to the bottom of the canal?

Oh! Miss Piggy as Furiosa (or Imortan Joe) - she has such range!

Cream buns from Van Wilder

The fuckers still have to reload at some point…