Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

Agree, but splurge and get one that has a water heater. No one wants cold water sprayed there.

I think they doesn’t want to have to pay for a replacement with their taxes.

I was talking about this one

Just in time for the new Kurtzgesagt video about them

FYI, I added more in the base comment.

It’s two less syllables to say “April Fourth” than “The Fourth of April”.

That’s about the only advantage it has.

Edit:

I was thinking about this grammatically. English is an Adjective first language where the modifying adjective goes before the base noun.

In my example, April is the adjective. It tells the reader what kind of Fourth it is.

It’s at least a kind of logic.

Don’t be too harsh on yourself. I’d give you partial credit, Arabic names have multiple ways of being romanized.

Black hawk down occured in Mogadishu in Somalia.

And the dictator of Libya was Muammar Gaddafi