I’ve got a few written down. Standby.

Edit, this is the first dream I have written down:

Had a dream that a mustached, mulleted Nic Cage ran a failing tech startup in the near future. It opens up to him trying to borrow money from a human-level intelligence cyborg chimp that was wanted for a huge number of crimes, mostly driving related. The chimp stiffs him so Cage chases after a fleet of cop cars (all driven by chimp cops) and rats out crime chimp using a megaphone while crime chimp races after trying to stop him.

After Cage gets cyborg crime chimp in trouble, he drives to the office, which is super overcrowded and really modern looking like a Google office or something. When he gets inside the secretary(?) checks his hands to see if he had collected rent money(?). Cage gets pissy, picks up a very fake-looking baby doll and pretends it’s a real baby while kicking me out of the old-school media room that has a CRTV hooked up to a VHS player and one of those fat-back, large screen TVs that was like an inch from the wall with the screen facing the wall; Cage headed to that TV. All this time Chris Hemsworth(?) and either Chris Rock or Kevin Hart are riffing on each other in the background. But now it focuses on them and Hemsworth is joking(?) about how often he’s banged RockHart’s, and everyone in the office’s, gfs. RockHart looks pissed and Hemsworth is grinning/laughing at him. Then jump cut to Hemsworth in a moshpit or something punching everyone. I assume that was a crowd of all the boyfriends whose gfs Hemsworth banged.

I think the movie was called Overdraft. Me, [redacted], and [redacted] just walked into the theater after watching a movie about water or sharks because [redacted] said he heard it was a good movie.

About as stupid as could be expected. My thanks and condolences for wading into the sewage.

No, I tell people they are overreacting when they attempt to push me into a position I never started at for some personal reason I cannot fathom. And that’s me being polite.

I brought the topic back to my stance on not calling pet owners (the primary demographic I’ve encountered who call themselves “furbaby parents”) “mother” on Mother’s Day because that was what my first comment said and was always about. Not anything about denigrating people that take care of animals. And certainly not because you have a female username. Once again, you’re trying to push my words into a weird position for your personal reasons. First trying to claim I think less of people that take care of animals and now apparently trying to tar me as some sort of sexist?

That’s more than some deadbeat parents have ever done.

And we don’t typically celebrate those people on any holiday. You obviously feel strongly about this but please try to step back and realize I never said a word about animal stewardship. The existence of shite parents says absolutely nothing about the worth of animal stewardship because I believe they are not related beyond a general grasp of empathy. And even that’s tenuous if I’m allowed to believe people that say they’d sacrifice a person to save a dog.

Calling yourself a “furbaby mama” I’ll not try to gainsay, even if I do think it’s silly. But expecting people to address them as a “mother/father/parent” is something else.

Nearly every comment on that video sounds like they didn’t even watch the trailer.

Ok, I was playing a game where I tried to guess to the comments’ contents without reading them. Initial guess was the Manosphere Special: “Wish that were me lol”

But with your comment, I think they were saying something stupid like “Cali/liberals are all pedos”?

Call me an asshole if you’re so inclined, I’m not wishing someone a happy mother’s day because they have a pet.

If you get more wives, you can persuade them to vote for you and cancel out her vote.

You tellin me you get wifi in the mime box? I don’t buy it

They’d be caught out too quickly.

“Hey, wait a second! Yeah, you’re holding me at gunpoint but you’re asking me to put the money in the bag? But real ICE would have just kidnapped me!”

My game is wack enough as it is. I’m not trying to get into NG++

Assuming you mean, I have to take myself less seriously. I make fun of myself all the time. I am, by practice, one of the least serious people I know. I just don’t like the art and every caricature I’ve seen is in this style.

Do people actually like caricatures or is it just a thing that sticks around because they were famous, like clowns and mimes?

How often is the average driver going coast to coast?

I don’t get how caricatures have persisted: people pay and sit to have someone do Ren & Stimpy OCs of them. At best, it’ll look like an insult.

You’re not allowed to drive those? Why not?

Edit: article touches on it. Low top speed and missing safety features. They aren’t fit for highways but not all roads are highways, so outright bans are stupid.

I graduated at 24 after taking two years off due to…issues. No one worth accepting opinions from will care that you spent any amount of extra time at college.

Just do what you need to do and graduate with your head held up high. Because at the end of it, you do graduate.

Wow. Surprisingly caked.

You’re saying this with your understanding of the field. The people pushing this are either untrained (and thus don’t know what’s going wrong) or are trying to milk money out of the former.

I don’t have personal experience with people suffering psychoses but I would think that, if you have the werewithal to ask questions about the opposite beliefs, you’d be noticeably less likely to get suckered into scams and conspiracies.

as is tradition when preparing for a world war. The higher the kick the higher the success rate.

And that’s probably why they lost! Gotta get that hip flexion going!