I’m a big gimmick guy, I LOVE a good gimmick. I liked my Surface RT with the flat touch keyboard, I liked my Surface Book with the kooky hinge and detachable screen, and I like my Samsung Fold 6.

I flip it open all the time, I like using the GameSir controller on it and turning it into a super emulator, I like watching YouTube on it with the kickstand while I cook, I like actually having one app on the left side, one app on the right.

My god phones got boring, so many dull slabs of glass, it’s just nice to have something EXCITING again.

I hope you’re all morally consistent and don’t eat beef, which requires 15,000 litres of fresh water per kilo.

When did it becomes “rare earths” instead of rare earth minerals? Was it really just trump saying it all the time that it caught on?

Same here in Australia. Let me be ethical!!

Why tf do Americans reward America with their skills and education? The captain of your sinking country is throwing citizens overboard, and you remain in line? Move!?

I mean, 1488 is a bit threatening, you probably wouldn’t want someone wearing that to a synagogue.

Na I’m gonna vote for any mandate that forces you to act responsibly. A ban on ICE vehicles, a ban on forever plastics, a ban on meat products. Stop destroying my planet because you want fast cheap bullshit.

Because I grew a conscience and needed to take action. Lazy people like you need to be forced via policy.

I would also like to afford a Ferrari without sacrificing my childs school tuition.

Good thing Ferrari has released a “child slave” option, cutting the price of a Ferrari by half!

Let’s prioritise NOT destroying the planet first, then worry about you being able to afford brand new computers after.

Okay, no more cheap computer sorry. You don’t just get to destroy the planet to save a few bucks

Ehh, good. The more Americans are bailed out, the less they suffer the consequences of their actions.

May the complacency of the left and the idiocy of the right reap their fullest rewards.

Hats off for putting in the effort, thank you.