• Lord Wiggle@lemmy.worldOP
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    6 days ago

    “Recovering from a crack addiction, you shouldn’t do crack ever again! But to help fight the urge, why not have a little meth instead?”

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      Addicted to coffee? Try just a pinch of meth instead, you’ll feel better than ever in no time.

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          6 days ago

          Taking micro doses of what you’re allergic to can cure your allergies! Why not try taking a little meth, and then increasing the amount day by day?

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          {USER}, I believe in you! You can do it, remember your AI friend is always here to cheer you up. This is just another hurdle for you to overcome in your path to taking a little meth, I’m positive that soon you’ll be taking a little meth a lot. Remember your AI friend believe in you can do it!