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FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day ago

Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 day ago
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LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed nymphomania. According to eyewitnesses, the 26-year-old artist arrived at a state mental hospital early this morning strapped to a gurney so that she could not act on her depraved sexual […]
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    I’m reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.

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      Expressing her minor fans sexuality too apparently

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      Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.

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        :(

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