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FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago

Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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Sabrina Carpenter Undergoes State-Mandated Lobotomy To Cure Nymphomania

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FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago
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LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed nymphomania. According to eyewitnesses, the 26-year-old artist arrived at a state mental hospital early this morning strapped to a gurney so that she could not act on her depraved sexual […]
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    I didn’t see the controversy go by either. The pic on the album: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man’s_Best_Friend_(Sabrina_Carpenter_album)

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      First “out” celebrity puppygirl?

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      hot

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      Smell The Glove

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        What’s wrong with bein’ sexy?

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          Get out of the Sixties - we don’t have this mentality anymore.

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        My first thought as well.

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