Pistcow

Metal.

This just in, Elon Musk gets $56 billion dollar tip as CEO of Tesler.

Mail sorter for a company I worked for uses Windows 3.1.

My parents ancient HP from 1997, I sold the motherboard with popped capacitors for $250. I informed the buyer of the condition and he said he didn’t care, he’d fix it, but they needed it for some legacy hardware their company functioned on.

I’d love if Mexico detained Ted Cruz next time he goes to Cancun during hurricane season.

No MAD = Having a case of the Mondays

Basically, Russell Wilson.

Cuz now I have to go to work Monday.

Darn.

I mean that’s where it originated, for sure, it just stopped being used after 9-11.

Vigilante justice is back on the menu, boys.

Finally, we can end "thank you for your service " and get back to calling them baby killers. Ah yes, the time before 9-11.

Ooohhhhh Ive been waitin’ for this.

I stayed up for a little over 3 days due to a funky schedule and baseball playoffs. Finally crashed and slept for 28 hours. Room mate said I slept forever, and I thought it was just for 4 hours when I looked at my alarm clock.

Shit, stop any forced update.

Had an update this weekend that turned my Android environment I’ve been used to for 15ish years into an iPhone. Wtf, if I wanted an iPhone I’d buy an iPhone.

Hmm maybe that reasoning can have him end up like the other (formarly) respected academic law professor.

It’s a constitutional crisis when the executive branch reports US citizens.

And which prominent Harvard professor?

There was another DOJ lawyer who accidentally leaked legal plans on the public docket that basically said, “we ain’t got shit.”

Any real lawyer isn’t going to lie for the DOJ and there was a reason that Trump was using bottom of the barrel lawyers to lose over a half a billion in lawsuits and 37 felonies.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsnr9yNEh7c

Seattle port looking awfuly vacant and que them for drivers is 0-25 minutes.

Trucking is the quickest way to make $100k/year. It ain’t easy hours but demand for drivers is insanely high. My company at one point was offering $15k signing bonus for drivers.

Oof that will crash the trucking industry.

The firms that have settled are shitheels but one thing to think about…these law firms won’t be able to do the work Trump wants to. They won’t break the law like Trump’s typical DollarGeneral lawyers. The moment they go to court they’ll be truthful and say, “we ain’t got shit” and be hosed.