LOS ANGELES—Confirming that doctors had performed the procedure successfully, sources reported Friday that Sabrina Carpenter had undergone a state-mandated lobotomy to cure her medically diagnosed nymphomania. According to eyewitnesses, the 26-year-old artist arrived at a state mental hospital early this morning strapped to a gurney so that she could not act on her depraved sexual […]
Onion really taking their shots at Sabrina this week
I’m reading this as making fun of the people who are mad about a pop singer expressing sexuality.
Yes, with a shout-out to Rosemary Kennedy.
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Expressing her minor fans sexuality too apparently
Pedos downvoting